mad chat time by matt and chad
So today is sunday so that means we missed ACC :( which is unfortunate, yet we still could not escape from Josh. Anyway here is how the day started.
Crazy people (like chad) woke up early at 8 and went to cafe du monde to drink coffee and have donuts. We (Chad and other crazy people) made snowmen out of the powdered sugar. Something like that. Then crazy people went back like crazy asian people usually do (in large annoying groups) and crawled back into bed for another two hours.
Okay so if you were a normal person here is what really happened. So josh bugged you at 8 o clock. You roll over and say “%@*#”
Well the group then filled out into the momobile (moses was driving the van) at 10.15 to catch the 10.30 service at the Journey church which was located in a AMC theater.
So we get there late. Seeing as 15 minutes is definitely not enough time to move slow people (matt and normal friends) in efficiently. We miss the first couple of songs and they start to do a testimony about how to manage your finances. It was depressing because it felt like a commercial for a book. And this is a book you would not want to read; just in case you were wondering. Like it was kinda cool seeing how this person got out of debt. um. yea… Okay on the message. We went over a passage in romans 8. Chad doesn’t remember this because he was sleeping. Okay maybe that wasn’t the reason because the message really devoid of the true meaning of the passage. He just talked about waiting and gave strange short examples of waiting. We just waited for him to finish up.
-Karen walks into the room
*sfx heavenly chorus*
Okay taking a break from reality. IT IS NOW TIME TO CHAT WITH MATT AND CHAD MADLY + karen (also known as fun times with kattwick).
Okay so first order of business. MOEnames: Momo, Moester, Moomers, Choses, Moseph, and Mosiff Klashlovic (If you are russian)
Momo drives the momobile and drinks mojuice from his moebottle and he is our momodel. We <3 moses.
-Live interview with our guest Momo
“So Momo would you rather have a live koala on your head for the rest of your life or would you rather have earthworms as your fingers”
“Dude can I have koalas as my fingers (moses punching air) and they could type for me and that would be so sweet. They can like use their two arms and punch the keys and I would be very fast.”
-interview ends
-Round two interview with the matt chung
“Hello my name is karen and my next guest is matt. So matt how are you doing”
“grar”
“Okay matt…so would you rather wear cosco clothes for the rest of your life or would you rather never be able to work out again?”
“Wait so I can never walk into a gym again?”
“yes?”
“Does that mean that I’ll be fatt?”
“yes.”
“No banana republic?!!!”
“That wouldn’t be bad. You’d be like me”, says chad
“…” ponders “I don’t know. This hurts my head”
-end live interview
Karen leaves the room. Music turns off. And matt and chad are alone again and back to real life. Kiss sweet ground.
After church we went to lunch at about 1.00. My (chad) table started talking about squeezing logs, punctuation (.), natural gasses, and how girls are clean animals. I ate ribs. And Spain won the Euro cup. We are sad (okay maybe just matt) and chad is wearing a muscle shirt. It is Hott. too hott. ow ow ow (initials).
After we ate lunch we played push-up poker with the interns. We did a lot of pushups. The interns could barely do 20. nubs. The girls tried to make fried rice for the Alabama team. It ended in an epic burning failure. It was cool (If you like bad food). So Michael took over and made fried rice for the Alabama team and then we all went to Mcdonalds to avoid it.
Man thinking about it we didn’t do any work today…
Okay the guys did their fair share of push ups. So for all the other lazy bums who didn’t do any work. I think they were dead weight to be tossed out into the sea. Maybe not that bad, but after some heavy lifting they were good paper weights. Except for emily who was violent while talking to peter ni-goo-gen. parents beware.
-live action replay
emily walks into room
emily kicks james
james falls down
*slow motion*
james cringes
emily lifts leg
james screams
emily curb stomps james in the butt
james cries for his mom
emily’s foot goes farther into
-end replay
So after a while, as the paper was not flying away, we shifted to a team meeting. James played worship with bells and guitar. It was quite excellent. It ended with a mad rush to the showers because we had 10 minutes before the toxic gas in the bathrooms was released. It was an evil plan that took years of intense preparation to stop out awesome heroes. Luckily matt and chad saved the day and created world peace as the terrorist (oriana) threat was neutralized. It was a good day. World peace is good. Almost as good as maps.
So here we are, using our giant, ripped arms to bang on this keyboard to create words. Well I hoped you liked this man-post from the men on this team (putt-boy and boomer) Signing off in:
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-end transmission
6 months ago